We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
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Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
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I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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