since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
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Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
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Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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