I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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