this will be a night to untag.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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