Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
She just used a chaser for red wine.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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