Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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