she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
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Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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