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I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
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You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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