I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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