dude i'm inner monologue high
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
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After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
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Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize