Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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