You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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