Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
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its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
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Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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