hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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