and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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