he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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