He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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