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(506): View more from New Brunswick

haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off

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(506): haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off http://tfl.nu/1xv0

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(720): View more from Colorado

I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.

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(720): I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit. http://tfl.nu/09qd

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(954): View more from Florida

my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch

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(954): my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch http://tfl.nu/nq1q

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(303): View more from Colorado

I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes

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(303): I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes http://tfl.nu/g6od

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(614): View more from Ohio

I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.

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(614): I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision. http://tfl.nu/xp34

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(419): View more from Ohio

Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.

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(419): Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night. http://tfl.nu/v4wy

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important

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(603): you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important http://tfl.nu/xvgc

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,

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(412): Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage, http://tfl.nu/ten2

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.

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(267): I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions. http://tfl.nu/avse

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(408): View more from California

You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.

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(408): You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you. http://tfl.nu/r2tt

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i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??

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(701): i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this?? http://tfl.nu/hqqq

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots

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(610): We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots http://tfl.nu/1mi3

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(904): View more from Florida

Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.

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(904): Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one. http://tfl.nu/jh8z

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.

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(203): Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork. http://tfl.nu/n6pn

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(303): View more from Colorado

I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.

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(303): I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level. http://tfl.nu/kawr

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