Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (251): View more from Alabama

  Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (251): Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone? http://tfl.nu/sjee
  Replies (39) Good night (776) Bad night (3033)
• Favorite

  (504): View more from Louisiana

  Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (504): Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16 http://tfl.nu/jkrb
  Replies (16) Good night (5111) Bad night (684)
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers

  (1-402): View more from Nebraska

  are you high?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers (1-402): are you high? http://tfl.nu/fjf1
  Replies (36) Good night (12487) Bad night (898)
• Favorite

  (253): View more from Washington

  when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (253): when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot http://tfl.nu/f16k
  Replies (10) Good night (718) Bad night (3472)
• Favorite

  (303): View more from Colorado

  meet me or not, i'm out of control

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (303): meet me or not, i'm out of control http://tfl.nu/t1zj
  Replies (29) Good night (3438) Bad night (691)
• Favorite

  (336): View more from North Carolina

  i just made my gag reflex go away.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (336): i just made my gag reflex go away. http://tfl.nu/haya
  Replies (47) Good night (7147) Bad night (740)
• Favorite

  (423): View more from Tennessee

  my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (423): my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg http://tfl.nu/cjr9
  Replies (65) Good night (18644) Bad night (1320)
• Favorite

  (785): View more from Kansas

  my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (785): my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working http://tfl.nu/fz66
  Replies (11) Good night (3435) Bad night (836)
• Favorite

  (720): View more from Colorado

  She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (720): She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship. http://tfl.nu/wvbn
  Replies (15) Good night (503) Bad night (1421)
• Favorite

  (651): View more from Minnesota

  So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (651): So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all http://tfl.nu/5r9b
  Replies (2) Good night (690) Bad night (391)
• Favorite

  (727): View more from Florida

  I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (727): I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade. http://tfl.nu/63zw
  Replies (2) Good night (826) Bad night (260)
• Favorite

  (626): View more from California

  Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (626): Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long. http://tfl.nu/2nw2
  Replies (2) Good night (192) Bad night (651)
• Favorite

  (425): View more from Washington

  I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (425): I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win http://tfl.nu/52ex
  Replies (5) Good night (535) Bad night (218)
• Favorite

  (859): View more from Kentucky

  I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (859): I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl. http://tfl.nu/2tvq
  Replies (10) Good night (705) Bad night (293)
• Favorite

  (519): View more from Ontario

  I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (519): I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED. http://tfl.nu/y580
  Replies (1) Good night (561) Bad night (244)

Randomize