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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.

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(773): View more from Illinois

If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.

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(443): View more from Maryland

i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's

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(214): View more from Texas

bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.

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(812): View more from Indiana

These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs

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(310): View more from California

I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.

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