if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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