My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Boobs speak an international language.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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