Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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