I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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