The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
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She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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