Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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