check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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