I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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