Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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