And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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