where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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