lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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