If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
We smell like vodka and hangover
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