Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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