Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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