Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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