I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
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There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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