There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
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What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
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I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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