Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'm bleeding and have questions
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Randomize
