none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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