Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
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after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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