What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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