i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
