so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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