I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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