Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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