hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
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apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
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You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
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If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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