Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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