You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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