Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Randomize
