Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
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Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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