Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
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