Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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