hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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