I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
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when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
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Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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