can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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