look no pants
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
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I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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