Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
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so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
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Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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