just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
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All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
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Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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